evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
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Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
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I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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