I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
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Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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