Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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