I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
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I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
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I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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