Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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