Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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