She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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