We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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