Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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