Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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