I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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