I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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