Dual....:-)
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
