In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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