dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
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we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
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of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
ok first of all what the fuck
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