You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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