Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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