you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
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