You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
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Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
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Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
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