I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
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i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
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It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Randomize