so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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