Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
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