That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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