i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
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WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
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When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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