I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
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My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
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Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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