He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
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well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
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Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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