Joe is yelling at the trees again.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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