Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
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He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
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Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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