She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
North Korea, Best Korea!
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Shame - the story of my life.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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