no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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