they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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