I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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