just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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