fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
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he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
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Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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