brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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