It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
I wear drunk well.
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