I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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