He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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