your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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