Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
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Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
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Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
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