She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
