evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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