Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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