Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
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