Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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