and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
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Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
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I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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