Small penises have feelings too.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
