the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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