So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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