I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
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Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
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I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
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