Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
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He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
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He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
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