On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
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i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
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Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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