please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
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Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
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Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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