your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
