I seem to have left my pride at pride
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
That accounts for only three of the penises
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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